Estas son las leyes más importantes que uno debe tomar en cuenta antes, durante y después de que se descomponga la computadora.
BUENOS Y MALOS TRABAJOS
– Para que una computadora haga un trabajo bien tiene que destruir dos trabajos importantes.
– Si no se cuenta con trabajos importantes destruirá dos de los trabajos de mayor tamaño.
– Si no hay trabajos en absoluto destruirá dos de las aplicaciones más importantes.
– Si no hay aplicaciones importantes destruirá la estructura del sistema operativo.
– Si no hay sistema operativo es un televisor, no una computadora.
INTERNET
– La posibilidad de encontrar virus en Internet tiende a infinito .
– La información falsa en Internet se duplica cada segundo que pasa.
a) Hay demasiada información falsa en Internet, pero nosotros creemos que la nuestra siempre es verdadera.
Siempre que olvidas la contraseña para entrar a Internet es porque
olvidaste dónde dejaste el saco donde guardaste el papel en el que la
anotaste.
CAPACIDAD
– La computadora trabaja con los programas como una carreta: mientras tiene cosas mejores y grandes, más le toma levantarla.
FUNCIONAMIENTO
– El funcionamiento de la computadora depende de la fuerza con que le sueltes los porrazos.
– Si la computadora no responde es ya sea porque hiciste algo bien o porque la golpeaste demasiado.
… Y recuerden, la computadora es como una mujer: si le das más y mejores cosas menos caso te va a hacer
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